But you have to let him Superman you at the end. A crackhead, a pioneer, a legend, big dracco, a fool, and cocky.
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Log in to post comments More Stories Like This. For whatever reason Soulja is right up there with the Game as for as dick pics that he's dropped to the internet. Maybe you should put on a horse mask and see where that gets you.
We aren't mad, nor are we keeping count, we're just saying. Not only is he a millionaire, but he's a millionaire with a third leg. Or watch him, yankin' and crankin' his own jank for extra-pervy goodness. This bruh loves to get weird, obvi.
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Kiss It Thru the Phone Sexting is really big with the swag generation. Put it in Your Booty Meat Soulja is dico your "Ace Boon Coon," and he just wants to see you shake your booty meat before he pokes that shit like his name was Zuckerberg.
Like Goku Get your sexy swag over 9, and go super saiyan all over these dragon balls. And since it's a picture and all, kissing that D through the phone screen might be the only way most 21st-century types can get a piece. He let you dck what he's working with, now let him see what you Whitfield horny moms.
Support Our Journalism Get Silly But mostly, if you want to get with Soulja Boy and his massive social media dong, you should just come at him as high and bizarre as humanly possible. You can grab it and crank it yourself. In the words of Beyonce, he has a big ego, and he talks like that cuz he can back it up.
Maybe he feels like it will make up for his lack of lyrical content.